Because there is now only ONE DAY until Breaking Dawn, I thought I had better post all my predictions. This way, no one can say that I didn't predict any of it in advance. If I'm horrribly wrong, though, don't remind me later! (I haven't read Breaking Dawn, so if any of this proves to be true...)

[Some of this is just my weird humor. If you laugh at it, you're weird too. I'm not making fun, I just love joking around]

1. Alice is about to go completely overboard planning the wedding. It doesn’t take a psychic to know this. Maybe she’ll manage to turn this into a business(jk).

2. The wedding will go off as planned. If there are any unexpected wedding guests, it will be the Denali Coven. They’ll be pretending to be relatives of the Cullens. Tanya will be perfectly fine, nice, and kind, to Bella’s surprise. Because of this, Bella will be jealous, though Edward won’t understand why.

3. Bella won’t be changed...yet. On the honeymoon Edward finds Jacob, and tells him everything that happened. Jacob, furious, goes back to La Push to talk to the pack. He finds that Seth is caught between the Cullens and the pack, and warns him not to interfere with Bella and Edward’s relationship.

4. The fight will be between the werewolves and vampires, teamed against the Volturi. The Volturi found out about the momentary truce between the vampires and werewolves, and launched an attack against the werewolves. The Cullens defend them, since Carlisle thinks it’s their responsibility to help.

5. "Not because you’re scared". Poor Bella. Edward won’t change her because she’s scared.

6. The Casualties will be either Sam or Seth, both forcing Jacob to accept responsibility. If Sam dies, Jacob will have to step up as pack leader(I’ve heard that theory a thousand times, but I always thought it would happen). If it’s Seth, Jacob will feel guilty about not saving him. Also, Jacob would have to accept some responsibility toward Leah, who would now be grieving. Leah, having lost a brother(and father, and love for Sam), and Jacob having "lost" Bella, would now have something to be sad about. Boohoo.

6.5 Other casualties will be human deaths. I see Billy and Charlie as being huge possibilities, as well as the friends Bella knows but doesn’t necessarily care about. Like Tyler, or Connor. Mike might even die, but that would be sad. I love him. (If Tyler, Eric, or Mike die, Edward will be silently cheering while Bella mourns her annoying suitors.)

7. Alice sees Maria in a vision, and confronts Jasper about it. He admits that he’s been thinking about trying to find the coven since during Eclipse(Page 50 Edward mentions a vision Alice had about Jasper being somewhere southeast. It’s basically assumed that Edward was using this to cover up Alice’s real vision, but I think this was a vision.). He says that at the time, he thought that the vision was of him considering bringing his family to Forks for the war. Now, he wants to get the revenge on Maria that he was too much of a coward to previously carry out(I don’t think you’re a coward, Jasper! I love you!)

8. OR Alice sees Maria coming to Forks. She’s interested in finding Jasper again, and comes to discover Bella. She, like the dead members of the Volturi(some of them), thinks that Bella would be an amazing newborn. Now, Edward can’t change Bella again. Hehehee.

9. Charlie begins to get suspicious when vampires start arriving in town. "Those big La Push boys" have him pretty on-edge, too. But Jacob’s back, which makes him so happy. Only now Edward’s married to Bella, which pretty much crushes Charlie’s plans.

10. Honeymoon Take-Two! Bella and Edward will go on another honeymoon, since the last one was so rudely interrupted. This time, instead of going to northern Canada they’ll go to...well...um...Alaska? I don’t think so. Maybe Clarenville! It’s like Forks, and Stephenie Meyer has been making small places famous...or not. But I can hardly see them going to Florida or something.

11. The change will happen slightly before the end of the book. This way, we’ll get to see exactly what happens to Bella before and after the change. It would be super cool if Bella forgot most of her human life, the same way that the other vampires did. She might experience a little memory loss, which would be sad. At least there’d be no Jacob!

12. Bella’s super power will be one I just made up! I think it’s pretty clever, actually. You’ll think it’s completely foolish. Edward calls her a ‘danger magnet’ right? Well maybe this could turn out to be true in the sense that she can sense danger coming, or be attracted to it. Now wouldn’t that be useful? Actually, I think it’ll have something to do with her mental block. As a vampire she may be able to block all mental powers not just for herself, but for others around her. Honestly, whatever Stephenie Meyer comes up with will be 10 times better.

13. Another death will definitely come at the end of the book. It will be someone more important. I’m thinking Rosalie, Esme, or Carlisle. I would say Jasper, too, but I can’t say it. Just the thought would make me cease to exist. Rosalie might die saving Bella’s life, giving her the choice to stay human, which would be beautiful and tragic(and sad, I love Rosalie). Esme might save Bella as one of her own, and Carlisle might save Bella so that she can be transformed for his son. The death would have to be tragic, because Stephenie would most likely offset the happy ending with a tragedy.

14. The ending will most likely be happy. Not like ‘ride off into the sunset/rise’ happy, more like the content kind of happy. Not bouncing off the walls, just pleased. Edward and Bella will engage in some talk about ‘the future’ where the words ‘eternity’, ‘soul’, ‘forgiveness’, ‘love’, and ‘forever’ are frequently used. That’s being realistic. She will want to connect all the books by using those words. She might even throw in ‘kismet’ for Jacob. XD

15. Or it could turn tragic. I’m thinking, wouldn’t it be awesome if they died for eachother? If Edward died for Bella? If Bella died for Edward? Sadly, awesomeness does not make her write a book. It will be happy. It’s Stephenie Meyer. She already wrote New Moon, and I doubt that she would put herself through that again. Besides, she’s been awfully happy lately

16. Alternate Ending! Edward turns Mike into a vampire because he doesn't mind putting him through the pain. Bella only finds this out after Edward declares that she really is stuck with Mike. and 'oh yeah, I'm sorry. I found a stronger Tua Cantante. Her name is Emma.' ........That is entirely a joke. One for Emma’s benefit. I thought of it a while ago, and it made me laugh... What if Mike was turned into a vamp..?

17. Will Jacob die? For some fans like me, destroying a home-wrecker like Jake would hardly be terrifying. Sad, maybe, but I could get over it quickly. I doubt Stephenie Meyer’s going to kill her favourite character, though. Just my opinion.

16. The quotes, and what I think they mean: (Breaking Dawn quotes of the day–*spoiler*)

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent." Future predicting with my favourite character. Self explanatory.

Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" This goes back to the alternate ending....(Or maybe this is another poor flirting attempt like in Twilight!)

Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."Tanya likes Edward, but they’re over! So what!

Emmett: "Oooo, scary." Jokes all around. I think it’s Emmett talking to one of the girls. Or maybe Edward. I can see it being from him to either Alice or Bella though.

Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" My favourite quote, because Jasper is mentioned. Self-explanatory.

Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."I think this is Charlie giving Bella a speech before she gets married. He uses ineffective tactics like that all the time. :)

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." Edward to Alice...or Jane.

Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?" Something to do with an Alice makeover..?

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."Another makeover??

Edward: "Oops."I actually wrote Edward saying "oops" once in my first fanfiction by the same name. It isn’t online, but it’s funny. I should post it...

Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."A mother’s touch is only allowed by Alice in small things. I bet Renee got to help pick out cutlery or something.

Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." Bella always has bad dreams, so it’s not noteworthy. I bet the dream has to do with Jacob, and I’d bet my life’s savings that he’s going to sing her lullaby or a NEW song!! Hahaha.

Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."I love Rosalie. And this might be a cool fight quote. Or not.

Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."This is a joke quote. Bella didn’t shoplift or anything. Alice might have, but not Bella.

Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."The wedding!! I bet the Denali coven is coming, so Sam is a little nervous...

Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead." I agree. XP

Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this." D: OH NO!! Jasper’s upset! I bet Alice had a vision about me, and now he’s worried about leaving her... heehee. Poor Jazz..

Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."I think he means bella, and I think he’s talking to Jake.

Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."If you have a mental defect, like Bella, that can’t be fixed! Seriously, this one worries me. I think it’s a misleading quote, though.

Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"Who are you killing? I think we’re meant to believe that he means he’ll kill Bella so that she won’t be turned. Somehow, I doubt that. It’s probably a traitor wolf or evil vamp. 



Theories I LOVE...

1.  That Leah imprinted on Jacob, and he was too focused on Bella to notice. This theory isn't likely true, but I still believe in it. I wonder if the imprinting would have to work both ways, though...

2. That Maria is coming back for Jasper...OOH

3. That the imprinting will be the magic love-juice from Midsummer Night's Dream. There's a quote in Eclipse where Edward actually compares the two. 

4. That Jacob won't imprint. Hahaha. (I don't think he'll ever imprint, but I do think he'll find love)

5. That Rosalie will die/do something extremely noble for Bella 

6. Don't be mad at me- That Edward won't change Bella until she's older. 

7. That Edward goes back to being a human (but that Bella will have to sacrifice her humanity for it, maybe)

8. That Jacob will imprint on one of Bella's friends. I personally think it would be funny if it was Lauren or Jessica (or one of those 'big wolves'  in Alaska Edward's always talking about)



So that's it...for now. If I get any more theories I will be posting them! Ciao!