here is a review I got this morning for Friend At Night chapter seven:

From: Spaceout474 ()
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DUDE! COME ON! Finish the STORY! It's my FAVE!I tried to vote on the poll but
i can't figure out how to login!

Here is the reply I would have written to Spaceout474 if they had used their ACTUAL account name or provided an email address: (Yes, that's right, they didn't even leave their real account name but clearly have an account.)
 

Spaceout474,

I have a life. It's summer, and I just finished exams. Sorry, I want to live a little. I'm sorry if that clearly offends you in any way, but I cannot constantly be at your service (or the service of every single other reviewer). Once again, sorry.
And you know what, I was just about to finish writing chapter eight, but since you sent this review (which makes me feel like hurting something dear to me) I don't feel like finishing it anymore. So if anyone else asks, I'll just tell them that you kept me from writing it.

Seriously, I know that the person isn't intentionally being rude to me. And it is a compliment that they enjoy my story enough to care so much about when I update. Thanks a million about caring that much, really. I would just like people to phrase things a little more carefully, because I put a lot of time and effort into fanfiction and I'm just a slow writer. I really want everybody to enjoy my chapters, and make sure they're well-written to boot. Yes, I could update every couple days with short chapters, but I'm trying to be consistent and write what makes me happy, as well as what should please you.

I'm not even trying to single Spaceout474 out, because he/she is just one example of the anon reviews I get that are demanding and frustrating. I don't mean to be rude to Spaceout at all, I'm just using an example. Really, if I went through previous reviews I could find many more that were MUCH worse than that one.

There you go, anonymous reviewers.

I just want you to be kind to me, because I'm trying very, very hard to do my job being a kid. Some of you might not be aware, but I'm only turning sixteen in October, which is still a few months away. I am hanging onto that tiny bit of childhood that I have left. 

And by the way, if I had been catering to some of these demanding people, I might not have gotten 93% on my Biology public in June.

This message does not apply to the other seventy something people who send me kind, encouraging reviews that make me really happy.

Try to keep in mind that I'm a person.

My rant is over :)

(And "spaceout" please contact me with REAL account info. I mean that.)

No, she has not disappeared!

Allie was just doing schoolwork, honest!

That's why she hasn't been posting. That's why she hasn't been posting chapters on FF.Net. That's why she's just been boring!

That's why she's been watching/reading  Let The Right One In non-stop.

...BUT SHE'S BACK NOW.   She has over 700 LJ messages, but she's back.

Whether you like it or not!

To prove she's been writing, Allie brings you a chapter snippet from Friend At Night! Aren't you excited? Me neither.

Rosalie's Point of View

I smiled at the thought of a predator who would soon become prey. As the wind rippled through leaves on the trees, I amused myself by thinking of an animal’s jaw widening, a harsh roar escaping its throat. I would roar back, of course, and it would cower. That was the way things worked when you were immortal–nothing could simply throw you on the ground. There were no easy deaths of our kind, just of the animals we targeted.

A large bear was on its haunches, bent over at a strange angle as if struggling with a weight. But what weight could a bear that size struggle with? It was pushing an overgrown man –coated with blood– to the ground. I immediately held my breath out of habit, but it didn’t lessen the smell.

I was about to leap on the man, consume his blood, before I saw the matted dark curls adorning his head. My eyes widened, and I stared at the gruesome scene completely frozen. The sight brought me back to a distant time and place, one where my best friend was blessed with a beautiful baby. A dark haired angel of a baby.

The crucial importance blood had once held did not matter anymore.

I let out a feral roar at the bear, who snapped his teeth in a challenge. I snapped too, baring teeth now dripping with venom. The bear cowered a little, backing up onto four legs. The way it moved resembled tribal offerings to a god. Like the bear was giving me a sacrifice.

And I nearly accepted. The blood staining his skin was intoxicating, more so than I could imagine. Something unknown was telling me to spare him–no, to save him. In a sort-of-selfish manner, I wanted to keep him with me always as the one treasure that I could not be denied.

So still that a human might have thought him dead, the man’s mouth opened in one attempt at speech. His eyes were opened, too, but they seemed focused on the other time and place I was constantly forced to live in. It seemed that he, too, was alone here.

No. He wouldn’t be alone. He would be with me.

I lifted him into my arms as I completed a mental check-list.

Breath held? Check.

Undeniable urge to kill him? Also a check.

But I would try my best. Through the unbearable torture, I would try my best. I hadn’t killed anyone before, and I didn’t intend to start now. Especially not a helpless man who had been crying out for my help. One who was capable of making me do something good, for once.

As if saving one person could make me good.

I would have sworn that his lips twitched in a dimpled half-smile.

Yay! You read all the way to the bottom! And for that you get a prize! ...Not really. You get a link to Allie's new Tithe drawing. iyeshana.deviantart.com/art/Tithe-Montage-107015472
Why yes, I do know Allie. She is a spazz.

How long it has been, my good friend LiveJournal!

long enough that I've started writing a new novel instead of the old one(not really instead of, since I'll likely return to it)

And you have a new image inserter! You are my love! xD

*cough* ONWARD!

90210=amazing-ness. I'm sorry, Kellan, but if you weren't like a brother to me....(haha)

And holy-toledo-batman! Gossip Girl actually had me tear up for a second. Is it so wrong that I really liked Lord-Whatever-His-Name-Is? because seriously...Chuck was sort of a skeet. Note that I said WAS, because now he seems nice and *cough* maybesortofhot.

In other news...

*Allie...was called cute today which leads her to believe that she actually is an Alice, rather than just thinking herself to be one.....and her outfit had her being stalked by creepy boys(with cute hair)

*writing is going good! umm, fanfictions right at the moment, and Another Life For Violet Wright(radtastic? really, emma?)

Snippets........

**This is from Chapter Three of Friend At Night..... (http://www.fanfiction.net/iyeshana)

And we moved onto other compositions. Even the ones she didn’t like. The grandfather clock tolled eight times before I decided I rather enjoyed teaching, even if it was Rosalie. Or perhaps the reason why I enjoyed it was that she was my scholar. A quick learner who didn’t frustrate me too much. If I ignored her random mental satire, that is.

We were moving backwards, to the scales I should have taught her before showing her how to play compositions. It was a bit idiotic to teach like that, I guessed. She appeared to be more interested in the technical aspect of the music, rather than the lyrical aspect. Which was fine, for her, but rather boring for me. Didn’t she want to learn a few Sonatinas before this was all done?

There were a couple benefits to teaching Rosalie besides expanding my musical opinions and knowledge. It was a sensible distraction, when I would normally have to block out Carlisle and Esme who were upstairs. I still did, but at least now I had multiple things to occupy my mind. The piano, Rosalie’s mind, the cords, the compositions. Anything was better than thinking of the...well not newlyweds, but perhaps the definition was different among our kind. Their passion had certainly not changed.

"So you’re still not going to let me take the instrument apart, are you?" Rosalie inquired very seriously. She couldn’t be serious, though. "I mean, I showed my musical knowledge and appreciation! And I’ll put it back together in perfect condition when I’m finished."

"Absolutely not. That is not negotiable." I gave her a look which would convey my thoughts on the subject perfectly.

She thought for a second about how to change my mind for a second, and quickly gave up on the idea. "Well do you have a smaller model you could loan me? It would only be a loan."



I'm currently writing chapter four, so some more readers would be encouraging. Mostly only Talking To Strangers ever gets read(not that I don't prefer it xD)

I shall be posting some Prodigal Son pics in a new entry soon!

So today's the day I was supposed to write fanfiction and didn't. Well I did write some last night, but that's entirely besides the point.

Instead I'm writing a new untitled story which starts seventeen(random number, I know) years after my last story left off. Pretty cool, so far, and I have an entire outline done, which is nice for a change. The vampire story is on hiatus. I wish I could finish it, but that's just how life goes sometimes.

Um...

The story is about a boy named Edge...Torres(two-syllables xD) and how he visits a Cirque with his father. The thing is, he sees this girl Demi, sees her from a distance, and never meets her. Later that night he has a feeling that she's in danger, and rides back to see what the problem was. She has this curse put on her called The Dark, which makes you very ill. Much more is planned, but I don't like posting entire story plotlines online. (this is all copyright me!)

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It’s foolish to think of a circle

But that’s what this all is

Timeless, unimaginable

All except for the kiss

A line can go on a while, too

But that’s hard to believe

A circle is still foolish

But easy to conceive

If I was the right one for you

Then I could be sure

Of this, of every single piece

Of the life you’ve come to endure

But it’s wrong for me to feel

knowing I am too stark

too independent for your spirit

the gods know I’m too dark

I cannot see an end to this

Nor do I want to, even still

I swear that I will not hold back

I’ll dance, I swear I will

(That's the opening page. Very introduction-like)

I remember someone mentioning that it was Summer the Ninetieth the day I went to see the Cirque. It may not have been, though. I was slightly out-of-sorts, as I sometimes am when I meet new people.

She wasn't new, she was special. The most important part of my day, and the reason why I have to remember the date.

I wonder if she even remembers the day we met. I do.

My father offered to take me on horseback to see the Cirque. It wasn't entirely legal, a bunch of people who beg for money to fund their 'talents'. My father found it all entertaining, though. He wanted to go, and used me as the reasoning behind it.

I'd heard the boys talking about the beautiful fire dancers, ribbon dancers, and even lion tamers. It was supposed to be awesome-extravagant, even, which was weird for a cirque.

It wasn't something you could see from a distance. Not from the dirt road. There wouldn't be paving stones leading to this show. How would Father even know the way? 

"I remember when my father took me to see the Cirque," Father said. "I was about your age." I readied myself for the story-Father rarely told anything quickly. 

He told me of the beautiful Raefarian dancers who were just as ready for war as for dancing. Beautiful, yes, but ready to slit your throat should you step over any unwritten boundaries.

And then there were the Sensors,  those with the ability to eat fire or move with it in hazardous proximity to their bodies. 

Those without powers, fighters called Knights, danced with the ribbon girls and acrobats.

Jugglers, magicians...Father talked for what seemed like hours about what may or may not have been true. Was this was I would see? No, it was like the other times he'd led me on. I was being played for a childish fool. 

There's a lot more, but that's just a tiny bit. I'm still thinking of a title, too. It's frustrating having the whole thing planned and only being able to write so fast. I am only human, after all. I think....*cough* anyway, that's all!

Allie wonders...

Why TEAM MIKE is so unpopular

Why TEAM JASPER doesn't overrule Team...*coughMainCharactercough* Edward

Why Alice doesn't just buy the stores

Why Rosalie has told Bella more about Royce than Emmett

Why Jasper isn't the one with dimples

Why Alice didn't kill James(this goes back to Spice Girls...*girl power*)

Why Jasper made me hit my head off the floor(see: Breaking Dawn)

Why Stephenie Meyer hasn't told us (not Bella) what happened at the bachelor party

Why I am writing this in poetic form

Why I am not sleeping when I have piano lessons tomorrow morning

Why I seem to think I am a therapist to other's problems

Why I don't get sticker-shock when I walk into Envy

Why some people think they deserve Jasper more

Why I haven't read the book on my bookshelf I've had bought for months

Why I can't write anything but fanfiction right now

Why I won't go get my new notebook from downstairs...

Why I won't just change my name to Alice

Why I have to clean my ears for six weeks, even though they haven't hurt since I pierced them

Why everyone left me in Clarenville while they went to camp/relative's weddings/cadets

Why Avatar is OVER

Why this bothers me more than Harry Potter(almost)

Why Twilight being over doesn't bother me(there's still hope!)

Why I am not sleeping(again)

3. Bella won’t be changed...yet. On the honeymoon Edward finds Jacob, and tells him everything that happened. Jacob, furious, goes back to La Push to talk to the pack. He finds that Seth is caught between the Cullens and the pack, and warns him not to interfere with Bella and Edward’s relationship.   um, this was sort of right I guess. I was wrong about Jacob being at the honeymoon destination, but that was only because I figured he was going to come back later in the book. No one was more surprised than me that he came back so early. I was really mad, actually. I was close about the Seth thing, though. Jacob was mad at him for liking the Cullens and all that...

4. The fight will be between the werewolves and vampires, teamed against the Volturi. The Volturi found out about the momentary truce between the vampires and werewolves, and launched an attack against the werewolves.  OhMyJasper. I was almost dead-on with this one. If I had known about the baby, I would have guessed the entire thing! The Volturi were mad about the baby, not so much about the werewolves, but I was pretty close. And yes, I am being smug. 

5. "Not because you’re scared". Poor Bella. Edward won’t change her because she’s scared. I was dead wrong here, but I was also grasping at straws. I thought that Bella was going to beg to be transformed. Actually, she pretty much holds off. but if she had been changed early, it would have ruined the plot. 

6. The Casualties will be either Sam or Seth, both forcing Jacob to accept responsibility. Other casualties will be human deaths. There were no casualties, which is kind of stupid. There were casualties, but Bella doesn't know them, so apparently they don't count XD. I was pretty much adament about this one, and I'm really disappointed that Sam/Seth didn't die. I even had a dream with Sam in it last night! haha. I thought he was going to pass on to the next realm(why am I so strange..?)

7. Alice sees Maria in a vision, and confronts Jasper about it.  8. OR Alice sees Maria coming to Forks.  I was really wrong here, too. I was more being hopeful, since Maria is such a cool character. But I did think that Peter and Charlotte were coming back(though I didn't write it...and OH they DID!) Alice did have a vision that her and Jasper went all panicky over though. I panicked too XD. 

9. Charlie begins to get suspicious when vampires start arriving in town. "Those big La Push boys" have him pretty on-edge, too. But Jacob’s back, which makes him so happy.  What I meant about this was that Charlie was going to get really suspicious, and then find out something about Jacob. I should have been specific, and I regret it. Man, I knew Charlie was going to find out about the wolves! Though, at the time, I figured he was going to confront Billy about it, not be told by Jake. 

10. Honeymoon Take-Two! Bella and Edward will go on another honeymoon, since the last one was so rudely interrupted. I can hardly see them going to Florida or something.  The last line about Florida really cracks me up. And I feel like I'm such a loser because I actually considered them doing an island. but I was like, "Oh no, they won't go to an island" *snort* "too many people! And he sparkles!"  I actually considered private jets and yahts, too, but not an island. Though when i read the chapter title I immedietly knew....

11. The change will happen slightly before the end of the book. This way, we’ll get to see exactly what happens to Bella before and after the change. It would be super cool if Bella forgot most of her human life, the same way that the other vampires did. She might experience a little memory loss, which would be sad. At least there’d be no Jacob!    And I thought I'd get rid of Jake that easily... It was cool how she forgot a lot of human things though. I wonder if she remembers Angela......Anyway! I didn't think the change would happen HALFWAY!! That was totally unexpected. 

12. Bella’s super power will be one I just made up! Edward calls her a ‘danger magnet’ right? Well maybe this could turn out to be true in the sense that she can sense danger coming, or be attracted to it....Actually, I think it’ll have something to do with her mental block. As a vampire she may be able to block all mental powers not just for herself, but for others around her. OhMyJasper(again). I do not even remember writing that last part...and I was pretty darn close. If you're thinking, "Well God, you were completely wrong with the first part" you don't realize that I was being creative/joking. Do you realize how many variations of my mental block theory I've heard? Forgive me for being creative! The last one makes me feel  smart for being halfway right, though!

13. Another death will definitely come at the end of the book. It wasn't a major death, but Irina died. So I guess that's a pretty big deal, right? I was thinking Rosalie/Carlisle, but Irina was cool! I miss her...

14. The ending will most likely be happy Edward and Bella will engage in some talk about ‘the future’ where the words ‘eternity’, ‘soul’, ‘forgiveness’, ‘love’, and ‘forever’ are frequently used. That’s being realistic. She will want to connect all the books by using those words. She might even throw in ‘kismet’ for Jacob. XD   HAHAHAA. She did use those words....XD. That made me laugh. "Forever and forever and forever.."

*I never ever said this one, but Stephenie Meyer said there was going to be a different PoV, so i was all, 'JACOB". Then she said that she couldn't picture any Breaking Dawn movie being only one part. It was then that I pretty much knew that Jacob was going to be in this book a LOT.  (Not that I didn't whine any less when he was, however.)

A couple more predictions about the ending which didnt happen....

I also made some predictions while reading. These ones were spot on. hehe. 

1. I thought that sue and charlie were going to end up together! randomly came to my head somewhere halfway through...

2. I thought Jacob was going to imprint on the baby! This came to me right after I thought about when Jacob saw Bella pregnant, but I was honestly just being horrible. The thought was Wouldn't it be funny if Jake imprinted on bella's kid? He'd have to wait a LONG time for it to grow up! hahahaa. And then I was just blinking when he imprinted, and sending a few "I told you so"s my friend's way! 

3. I thought Rosalie was going to do something nice for Bella, and she did. She saved her frickin' kid for God's sake. If Rosalie hadn't been like that, Edward would have probably cut the thing out. (jk, don't kill me)

4. I thought Emmett was going to ask for his arm wrestle! (ever since I put it in a fanfic, lol)

5. I ALWAYS thought Tanya had curly hair...

6. Ever since reading a quote from Eclipse about Midsummer Night's Dream, I thought that Stephenie Meyer was talking about imprinting in this book.  Remember how she said BD was based on Midsummer Night's Dream, anyone? Well, I was right about that, at least....

7. I was right about a fair few of the quotes, too, not that i think it's a huge feat to guess those correctly...

Why I was EXTREMELY angry/upset for the first seven chapters.....

* In a previous rant...(well I'll just quote it) WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT VAMPIRES CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN?!?!?!! IF THEY COULD, DON'T YOU THINK that I-don't-know-maybe ROSALIE WOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT??!!!?!?!!? BELLA DOESN'T EVEN REALLY WANT A CHILD IN COMPARISON, SO WHAT MAKES HER SO SPECIAL??!!??!?!!!?  

um wow. I still stick by the fact that I think it's really weird that they could have a kid. And i figured Rosalie would have done a god-awful amount of research on that fact. If Alice could just find a half-vamp, why didn't Rosalie start looking for one earlier? It's a little weird to me.. At least Rosalie is basically the guardian of the kid, because she deserves it. 

(Does Renesmee not remind anyone of Claudia (interview with the vampire)? that was the first thought that came to my head when it said she had curly hair and was an advanced child. Though someone *coughEmilycough* looked at me like I had ten heads when i said that. She doesn't know who Claudia is...)

Why I was extremely annoyed for the last little bit...

*Bella being graceful...um no. graceful for a vampire? Edward must have been lying. I can see him saying that.

*ALICE AND JASPER LEAVING! (I cried. a lot. And then I was all, "Oh yeah, they're just coming to find me! *smile*)

*Alice's font being messy. It was pretty, though :)

*Renesmee, a name that's growing on me. Nessie? Albus-Dumbledore is doing an air-punch. No wonder Bella was mad about that...

*No Maria? Seriously?? Peter and Charlotte, but no Maria. That leaves me a little bit...peeved.


STUFF I ABSOLUTELY LOVED(despite everything)

*Rosalie's attitude! man! She was awesome! (third fav character now!)

*That description of Jasper. I hit my head off the floor when I read it. No joke.  (and that description of him being dangerous...)

*Bella getting more mature. Thank Jasper for that. She was less whiney!

*Edward was so frickin' cute! I fell in love with him...but not to trump Jasper.

*That quote where Charlie and Emmett are watching football and Emmett says, "At least someone scored around here."

*Um....Jacob. he was adorable. And I loved when he found the perfect girl in the park, but turned her down. I felt so bad for her D:

*QUIL AND CLAIRE. omigosh, they were so cute. Especially how he's like a slave, and he'd do anything for her. Best babysitter a mother could hope for. 

*Jacob saying dumb blonde jokes. Okay, I get really mad too. This is where me acting like Rosalie comes in.

*LAST BUT NOT LEAST...Rosalie making a dog-dish for Jake! I literally have been telling everyone about that. Even my father. laugh all you want. 

*The fact that there are real werewolves. 

*That Tanya and the Denali coven are so sickly cool. 


MY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS:

*Where are all the Cullen's bite marks? I would like to know all of them. Please?? heheee

*Why do certain vampires have chalky skin instead of the normal pallor? confusing, much. 

*WHAT happened to Maria?

*What exactly were Alice and Jasper doing for all that time? (I don't mean that way! GOD)


THERE IS SO MUCH MORE I AM FORGETTING. Enough that I spent two days writing this post.

Because there is now only ONE DAY until Breaking Dawn, I thought I had better post all my predictions. This way, no one can say that I didn't predict any of it in advance. If I'm horrribly wrong, though, don't remind me later! (I haven't read Breaking Dawn, so if any of this proves to be true...)

[Some of this is just my weird humor. If you laugh at it, you're weird too. I'm not making fun, I just love joking around]

1. Alice is about to go completely overboard planning the wedding. It doesn’t take a psychic to know this. Maybe she’ll manage to turn this into a business(jk).

2. The wedding will go off as planned. If there are any unexpected wedding guests, it will be the Denali Coven. They’ll be pretending to be relatives of the Cullens. Tanya will be perfectly fine, nice, and kind, to Bella’s surprise. Because of this, Bella will be jealous, though Edward won’t understand why.

3. Bella won’t be changed...yet. On the honeymoon Edward finds Jacob, and tells him everything that happened. Jacob, furious, goes back to La Push to talk to the pack. He finds that Seth is caught between the Cullens and the pack, and warns him not to interfere with Bella and Edward’s relationship.

4. The fight will be between the werewolves and vampires, teamed against the Volturi. The Volturi found out about the momentary truce between the vampires and werewolves, and launched an attack against the werewolves. The Cullens defend them, since Carlisle thinks it’s their responsibility to help.

5. "Not because you’re scared". Poor Bella. Edward won’t change her because she’s scared.

6. The Casualties will be either Sam or Seth, both forcing Jacob to accept responsibility. If Sam dies, Jacob will have to step up as pack leader(I’ve heard that theory a thousand times, but I always thought it would happen). If it’s Seth, Jacob will feel guilty about not saving him. Also, Jacob would have to accept some responsibility toward Leah, who would now be grieving. Leah, having lost a brother(and father, and love for Sam), and Jacob having "lost" Bella, would now have something to be sad about. Boohoo.

6.5 Other casualties will be human deaths. I see Billy and Charlie as being huge possibilities, as well as the friends Bella knows but doesn’t necessarily care about. Like Tyler, or Connor. Mike might even die, but that would be sad. I love him. (If Tyler, Eric, or Mike die, Edward will be silently cheering while Bella mourns her annoying suitors.)

7. Alice sees Maria in a vision, and confronts Jasper about it. He admits that he’s been thinking about trying to find the coven since during Eclipse(Page 50 Edward mentions a vision Alice had about Jasper being somewhere southeast. It’s basically assumed that Edward was using this to cover up Alice’s real vision, but I think this was a vision.). He says that at the time, he thought that the vision was of him considering bringing his family to Forks for the war. Now, he wants to get the revenge on Maria that he was too much of a coward to previously carry out(I don’t think you’re a coward, Jasper! I love you!)

8. OR Alice sees Maria coming to Forks. She’s interested in finding Jasper again, and comes to discover Bella. She, like the dead members of the Volturi(some of them), thinks that Bella would be an amazing newborn. Now, Edward can’t change Bella again. Hehehee.

9. Charlie begins to get suspicious when vampires start arriving in town. "Those big La Push boys" have him pretty on-edge, too. But Jacob’s back, which makes him so happy. Only now Edward’s married to Bella, which pretty much crushes Charlie’s plans.

10. Honeymoon Take-Two! Bella and Edward will go on another honeymoon, since the last one was so rudely interrupted. This time, instead of going to northern Canada they’ll go to...well...um...Alaska? I don’t think so. Maybe Clarenville! It’s like Forks, and Stephenie Meyer has been making small places famous...or not. But I can hardly see them going to Florida or something.

11. The change will happen slightly before the end of the book. This way, we’ll get to see exactly what happens to Bella before and after the change. It would be super cool if Bella forgot most of her human life, the same way that the other vampires did. She might experience a little memory loss, which would be sad. At least there’d be no Jacob!

12. Bella’s super power will be one I just made up! I think it’s pretty clever, actually. You’ll think it’s completely foolish. Edward calls her a ‘danger magnet’ right? Well maybe this could turn out to be true in the sense that she can sense danger coming, or be attracted to it. Now wouldn’t that be useful? Actually, I think it’ll have something to do with her mental block. As a vampire she may be able to block all mental powers not just for herself, but for others around her. Honestly, whatever Stephenie Meyer comes up with will be 10 times better.

13. Another death will definitely come at the end of the book. It will be someone more important. I’m thinking Rosalie, Esme, or Carlisle. I would say Jasper, too, but I can’t say it. Just the thought would make me cease to exist. Rosalie might die saving Bella’s life, giving her the choice to stay human, which would be beautiful and tragic(and sad, I love Rosalie). Esme might save Bella as one of her own, and Carlisle might save Bella so that she can be transformed for his son. The death would have to be tragic, because Stephenie would most likely offset the happy ending with a tragedy.

14. The ending will most likely be happy. Not like ‘ride off into the sunset/rise’ happy, more like the content kind of happy. Not bouncing off the walls, just pleased. Edward and Bella will engage in some talk about ‘the future’ where the words ‘eternity’, ‘soul’, ‘forgiveness’, ‘love’, and ‘forever’ are frequently used. That’s being realistic. She will want to connect all the books by using those words. She might even throw in ‘kismet’ for Jacob. XD

15. Or it could turn tragic. I’m thinking, wouldn’t it be awesome if they died for eachother? If Edward died for Bella? If Bella died for Edward? Sadly, awesomeness does not make her write a book. It will be happy. It’s Stephenie Meyer. She already wrote New Moon, and I doubt that she would put herself through that again. Besides, she’s been awfully happy lately

16. Alternate Ending! Edward turns Mike into a vampire because he doesn't mind putting him through the pain. Bella only finds this out after Edward declares that she really is stuck with Mike. and 'oh yeah, I'm sorry. I found a stronger Tua Cantante. Her name is Emma.' ........That is entirely a joke. One for Emma’s benefit. I thought of it a while ago, and it made me laugh... What if Mike was turned into a vamp..?

17. Will Jacob die? For some fans like me, destroying a home-wrecker like Jake would hardly be terrifying. Sad, maybe, but I could get over it quickly. I doubt Stephenie Meyer’s going to kill her favourite character, though. Just my opinion.

16. The quotes, and what I think they mean: (Breaking Dawn quotes of the day–*spoiler*)

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent." Future predicting with my favourite character. Self explanatory.

Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?" This goes back to the alternate ending....(Or maybe this is another poor flirting attempt like in Twilight!)

Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."Tanya likes Edward, but they’re over! So what!

Emmett: "Oooo, scary." Jokes all around. I think it’s Emmett talking to one of the girls. Or maybe Edward. I can see it being from him to either Alice or Bella though.

Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?" My favourite quote, because Jasper is mentioned. Self-explanatory.

Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."I think this is Charlie giving Bella a speech before she gets married. He uses ineffective tactics like that all the time. :)

Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." Edward to Alice...or Jane.

Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?" Something to do with an Alice makeover..?

Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."Another makeover??

Edward: "Oops."I actually wrote Edward saying "oops" once in my first fanfiction by the same name. It isn’t online, but it’s funny. I should post it...

Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."A mother’s touch is only allowed by Alice in small things. I bet Renee got to help pick out cutlery or something.

Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away." Bella always has bad dreams, so it’s not noteworthy. I bet the dream has to do with Jacob, and I’d bet my life’s savings that he’s going to sing her lullaby or a NEW song!! Hahaha.

Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."I love Rosalie. And this might be a cool fight quote. Or not.

Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."This is a joke quote. Bella didn’t shoplift or anything. Alice might have, but not Bella.

Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."The wedding!! I bet the Denali coven is coming, so Sam is a little nervous...

Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead." I agree. XP

Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this." D: OH NO!! Jasper’s upset! I bet Alice had a vision about me, and now he’s worried about leaving her... heehee. Poor Jazz..

Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."I think he means bella, and I think he’s talking to Jake.

Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."If you have a mental defect, like Bella, that can’t be fixed! Seriously, this one worries me. I think it’s a misleading quote, though.

Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"Who are you killing? I think we’re meant to believe that he means he’ll kill Bella so that she won’t be turned. Somehow, I doubt that. It’s probably a traitor wolf or evil vamp. 



Theories I LOVE...

1.  That Leah imprinted on Jacob, and he was too focused on Bella to notice. This theory isn't likely true, but I still believe in it. I wonder if the imprinting would have to work both ways, though...

2. That Maria is coming back for Jasper...OOH

3. That the imprinting will be the magic love-juice from Midsummer Night's Dream. There's a quote in Eclipse where Edward actually compares the two. 

4. That Jacob won't imprint. Hahaha. (I don't think he'll ever imprint, but I do think he'll find love)

5. That Rosalie will die/do something extremely noble for Bella 

6. Don't be mad at me- That Edward won't change Bella until she's older. 

7. That Edward goes back to being a human (but that Bella will have to sacrifice her humanity for it, maybe)

8. That Jacob will imprint on one of Bella's friends. I personally think it would be funny if it was Lauren or Jessica (or one of those 'big wolves'  in Alaska Edward's always talking about)



So that's it...for now. If I get any more theories I will be posting them! Ciao!

I haven't posted in three weeks! SO I decided to post now..

Deviant art= Awesomeness. MY deviant art= http://www.iyeshana.deviantart.com

My new pic is the second most popular in the twilight category in 24 hours. But it won't be for long, lol.

Fanfiction should be updated by now, but I'm too pumped about BD!

3 days, 6 hours, 58 minutes!!

and EPICNESS for days after that!

Okay, so I woke up this morning and was very excited to watch more Frezned videos on youtube! (Which I did...) Then I went downstairs to get some breakfast when I heard my mother was back from walking the dog. 

I said, very tiredly, "I'm TIRED..."

To which she said, "How late did you stay up?"

So then I was very worried, as you would be, that she was going to get angry at me....

Me: ".........." *little tiny voice* "12:30" *cough*

Her: "12:30? okay..."

SHE DIDN'T EVEN CARE!!

So I say to you, the next time you think you're doing something wrong, your parents might not even care!

When I was watching Canada AM, it talked about three words being added to the Webster's English dictionary today. You may or may not care, but two of those words were pertaining to vegetarians. I am not a vegetarian, so I did not even care until they mentioned one of the words being edamame, the immature japanese green soybean. So I immedietly thought, People should learn to spell, so they don't have to add words to the dictionary!

But then I realized that I couldn't spell edamame, so I asked my mom how to spell it. She spelt it with three m's instead of two, but that was a heck-of-a-lot better than I could do. 

So I rushed to my computer in a hyper fashion to type in my searchbox http://www.dictionary.com and look up edamame. Only at the time I looked up edamamme, because I didn't know how to spell it. And VOILA, there it was, the Japanese soybean!

And, before anything else came to mind, I thought, If people used the magical powers of the internet, they wouldn't even need the Webster's dictionary. 

*takes a breath*

And then I remembered something ELSE that makes me mad, and I thought I would write it hear for EMMA'S benefit. Which, since she's the only one who reads this, would make sense.

WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT VAMPIRES CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN?!?!?!! IF THEY COULD, DON'T YOU THINK that I-don't-know-maybe ROSALIE WOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT??!!!?!?!!? BELLA DOESN'T EVEN REALLY WANT A CHILD IN COMPARISON, SO WHAT MAKES HER SO SPECIAL??!!??!?!!!?

*sighs in frustration*

Besides, who cares about Edward and Bella having babies, anyway?? (Oh HI, Emma)

Well, I know lots of people do, but that's besides the point. I'm more concerned about characters dying than characters having children. 

So then people decide to get incredibly brilliant and say, "WELL MAYBE THEY'LL TURN A BABY INTO A VAMPIRE!"

I glare at you. "STEPHENIE MEYER SAYS THAT ANIMALS CAN'T SURVIVE THE TRANSFORMATION(besides humans), SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK AN INFANT CAN SURVIVE IT??!!!??? WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?"

Okay, I think I'm done now. Back to Frezned.

hehehehehe.....okay, so this is not ALL about vampires....but it is mostly!

I am now obsessed with the movie Interview with the Vampire, the soundtrack, and the novel......

Especially Claudia, since she is so freakin' amazing!

ALL that aside, I still have a lot of fanfiction writing to do....Like for Talking to Strangers, since I only have about half the chapter written(don't kill me, emma...) And also for the sequel to Prodigal Son, which I have ideas for but no title yet. And ideas sort of mean nothing if they are untitled....

OH! And I'm obsessed with my piano more than ever...that probably has to do with vampires, though, since every time I picture vamps, I picture a piano. And I got some amazing piano pieces from my internet friends! (One is the piece called Lestat, which is the second movt. of Haydn's Sonata #49)

My new scarf I purchased at walmart for $9.95 is not a scarf, it is a CRAVAT! And while you may not think that is the correct spelling, it actually is. Surprise, surprise.

EMMA::: HOW DO I GET PICTURES ON THIS OR ON FANFICTION??? WITHOUT USING A WEBSITTEEEE.

hehe, I'm hyperrr. And I haven't posted in 9 WEEKS

This entry is purely out of boredom. Blah.

I still need some vampire names for my non-fanfic story. I also need some human names, hahaa.

I wrote some to my new fanfic last night.......Bella is now a teacher with an extra thirty years tacked onto her age. It's called Turning Forty, haha.

Oh! And there's a new poll on my bio page(fanfiction.net) about where I should start the sequel to Prodigal Son. Its actually pretty stupid that I'm planning a sequel, and it's not finished, but.....whatever. If you have an idea about where I should END Prodigal Son, I would LOVE to hear it. It has to have something to do with Royce being violent, else there's is no point.

I want links to good fanfics to read. Besides Annilaia's-Emma's- since I've read hers, lol. Emma, I know you're reading this: write more to my favourite story! please!

And sorry that this is so poorly phrased. It's 8:31 in the morning-what do you expect!?! 

My Alice-ness makes me hyper, which I am at this moment.

Apparently some people are reading my story since my recent updates have brought Prodigal Son to 204 hits! Please stick with the story, it WILL get better! Promise!

I've done some research on the time period(1930s). All the cars, housing, neighbourhoods, and characters are authentic to the time period Ms.Meyer has told us about. I may be going overboard, but I wouldn't have it any other way!

Rosalie Hale will be in the story, as she lives near the Cullens before she's changed in 1933. Well, in MY story she lives near the Cullens. I'm not going to turn this into an Edward+Rosalie fic, because that would be WRONG. Instead, we're going to get to see the pre-vampire Rosalie that was a lot more vain and focused on her happy ending than the Rosalie we know. I'm happy with the idea, but I'm going to need people to tell me if Rosalie is in character, since I'm not used to writing her.

Other random things: Finished reading After the War for English, and the ending was very good(I didn't like the beginning). Just watched Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist( :D ) and now I'm writing chapter four of Prodigal Son.

If you want these kinds of updates to continue you MUST review. Edward says! (And so does Iyeshana!)

~Allie/Iyeshana